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UGOTOWNED
03:25
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No, I don't Disney and chill
You've got a sick, sick mind
Ain't gotta love one another
Ain't gotta love one another
And when I'm talking insanity
Please do oblige
When I'm talking insanity
When I'm talking insanity
Oi
Go
Too late, they've all already seen us
They're watching, they're laughing, they're watching
They're laughing, they're watching
Laughing, they're watching
I
Will
Happily forfeit the genus
So something is nothing is something, is nothing
Where something is nothing where something is
Stuck in rows of pretty houses
Worth your weight in gold and now you're bought
How you got owned?
You got owned!
Why you got owned?
Stuck in rows of pretty houses
Worth your weight in gold and now you're bought
How you got owned?
You got owned!
Why you got owned?
Wasn't me who left your mind in the gutter
Wasn't me who left you alone to suffer
Wasn't me who left your pride in the gutter
Wasn't me who left that puke on your sweater
La la, la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
It's not the sound of the pigs
It's the sound of goodbye
I care to some extent
Okay that's a lie
You can measure it in smiles
You can measure it in miles of smiles
Oi
Go
Too late, they've all already seen us
They're watching, they're laughing, they're watching
They're laughing, they're watching
Laughing, they're watching
I
Will
Happily forfeit the genus
So something is nothing is something, is nothing
Where something is nothing where something is
Stuck in rows of pretty houses
Worth your weight in gold and now you're bought
How you got owned?
You got owned!
Why you got owned?
Stuck in rows of pretty houses
Worth your weight in gold and now you're bought
How you got owned?
You got owned!
Why you got owned?
Don't look at me when I'm waving my flag in your face
Stop staring at me when I'm waving red flags in your face
(Waving red flags in your face)
Your face
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Snazzy Mollusc
04:21
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At the start of the film
There's a couple of holes
And the gaps must be filled
With the directors cum
He's a hell of a guy
Looks smashing in white
Looks smashing in white
Looks smashing in a suit made of skin and bones
And a spinning bow-tie
And at the end of the night
When the pills have gone down
It's proper hard to resist
All the wandering hands
Give it up for the band
Give it up for the band
Give it up for the band
Give it up and give a big round of applause
For my helicopter party trick
(For my party trick)
And they tell me
Everyone's a winner
Everybody wins
Everyone's a winner
But probably not you
And you can be a winner
Anyone can win
Everyone's a winner
At the end of my rope
And I'm having a ball
Just a void of ideas
No new thoughts appear
It's just a snail in a suit
Look isn't he cute
Look isn't he cute
Look out 'cause I'm told he's gonna eat our brains
He's gonna eat my brains
Brains
Brains
Everyone's a winner
Everybody wins
'Cause you can be a winner
They tell me I'm a winner
Anyone can win
But I think that we're all weirdos
And I'll judge you on the telly
And I'll judge you from the settee
And I'll judge you, only when you're shitty
So every day
So every day
So every day
Everyone's a winner
Anyone can win
And you can be a winner
When you break it all down
Man, it's just a pastiche
Something I've heard before
Not what I would have done
I completely agree
I completely agree
I completely agree
I completely agree
Not what I would have done
I completely agree
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Beanz
03:33
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Beanz
(wanker)
On your belly
(wanker)
Tattooed with pinto on either side
Scenes
(wanker)
On the telly
(wanker)
Make you touch on yourself at night
I like this way better than you
I like this way better than you
I like this way better than you
Queens
(wanker)
KY Jelly
(wanker)
Lube it up and slip me inside
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
My bible speaks in tongues
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
No lessons for the lazy
And I said that I'd never read Potter
Now they're poisoning my pets
It was funnier on TV
And I used to love next to your mother,
Wasn't all about the sex
Just wanted to be close to the real tits
Beanz
In your belly
Drunken fistfights with butterflies
Scenes
On the telly
Make you touch on yourself at night
I love her more madly than you
I love him more madly than you
I love me more sadly than you
Amphetamines
In my belly
Taste like choking on flashing lights
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
My bible speaks in tongues
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
I don't, I don't care
No lessons for the wicked
And I said that I'd never read Potter
Now they're poisoning my pets
It was funnier on TV
And I used to love next to your mother
Wasn't all about the sex
Just wanted to be close to the real tits
And I said that I'd never read Potter
Now they're poisoning my pets
It was funnier on TV
And I used to love next to your mother
Wasn't all about the sex
Just wanted to be close to the real tits
The real tits
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Rubbing your clit with a vibrating controller
I see you, I hear you
Wiping your nose with the family hamster
I see you, I hear you
Fell asleep wanking to natural disasters
On ITV news
I see ya
I hear ya
You fucking dirty cunt.
Old man
I see you
Bored girl
I hear you
Shy guy
I see you but don't give a fuck
Bossman
I see you
Big girl
I hear you
Nude dude
I see you but don't give a fuck
Bezos
I see you
Elon
I hear you
Zoltar
I see you but don't give a fuck
Google
I see you
Siri
I hear you
Alexa
I see you but don't give a fuck
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King Of Twats
03:13
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I'm an antivaxx
I'm a complete twat
I'm at IQ max
Lick my greasy crack
Kiss my crusty flaps
Suck my saggy sack
Dead people are faking
Dead people are faking
Dead people are faking
I'm an antivaxx
I'm a fucking twat
Think 5G grows on masks
Never trusted science since that thing in Costa Rica
The dinosaurs were never even from that fucking era
Don't trust scientists
They'll disappoint ya'
Indominus rex? Astrazeneca next
I watched a documentary today
Will Smythe proper saved the day
Kept all the mutants at bay
Will Smythe the king of antivaxxers
King of twats
King of twats
King of twats
King of twats
When you talk I don't hear
I don't wanna know
When you talk I don't hear
I don't wanna know
I don't hear you
I'm an antivax
I'm a complete twat
I'm at IQ max
Lick my greasy crack
Kiss my crusty flaps
Suck my saggy sack
Dead people are faking
Dead people are faking
Dead people are faking
I'm an antivax
I'm a fucking twat
Think 5G grows on masks
King of twats
I don't hear you
King of twats
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